Sometimes I Feel Like A Muffin Pimp. I have to Out-Zig the FBI and get to the center of the pop before the Feds do. - Allston
Trouble And Money Tonight, we will stay in a waterfront hotel and talk about Iraq if we can stay awake. Shooting people takes it out of you. What would you do with your home if two dead terrorists tainted it? It's a trailer, I think we will just replace it. - Allston
Trouble And Money "Get Off My Lawn!" We are in front-row seats, watching the wheels of justice turn. Of course, there are cops, donuts, helicopters, and three guys named Mo-Allston
Trouble And Money These Three Were A Long Way From Home. A Less Rude Host Would Have Served A Better Breakfast. I'm So Ashamed As the international flavor of the bodies changes, I have to wonder what is going on. - Allston
How Do You Repair Bullet Holes In A Trailer Home? All this trouble for a computer? Now I must know what's in it. - Allston
Trouble And Money Three Guys Named Mo Visit The Coast Of New England And Stop At That Donut Chain, You Know The One. Trouble comes in many flavors. Today's flavors include 3 guys named Mo.
Trouble And Money Dreams of Blueberry Muffins Were In Her Head Before The Door Kickers Arrived I can handle the ones that come inside. It's the guy in the tree that's got me worried. - Allston
It Was Nice To See Sophie Again. Gerry Tanner and his company was involved in something that paid the a lot of money. Whoever paid them wanted no loose ends. It's obvious to me. - Allston
He Is A Danger To The Plan I have always been aware of trouble. I can't see around corners and my dentist can tell you that I am not always right. I get my ass kicked from time to time. - Allston
She's Thoughtful, Considerate, Beautiful, And Is A Whiz At Critical Thinking. And She's A Sucker For A Pot Roast. I've looked hard at where I live. Will it be a burglary or an assault? The trailer has two doors. I will prepare for the worst case scenario and get ready for Close Quarters Combat. - Allston
Did You Hang Out With Osama Bin Laden During Your First Semester In College? I Didn't Think So. Gerry Tanner Did. There is something on Sophie's father's computer that somebody desperately wants. Time for Tango and me to have coffee. - Allston
Something Stinks, So I Begin A Thorough Background Investigation. It's Like A Colonoscopy But More Invasive. There are connections between the murder of Sophie's father and the company he worked for. It's so obvious. I have just started to look at the company and who they work with...Thomas Allston
At The Golden Dish And Spoon Food Court In Manhattan You Can Get A Plate Of Qyalla, But If The Lips Move Send It Back To The Kitchen. The death of a Russian in Stratham, New Hampshire is causing the heads of intelligence agencies in Beijing, Moscow and Washington D.C. to get nervous.
Crime Scenes - Where A Murder Has Taken Place, Smell Like Bone, Brain, Blood And Industrial Solvents. There are clues that have been missed at this crime scene, and they will be found in Gerry Tanner's home office. One clue was seen on every Zoom call he made during Covid.
Is a man considered to be a "Sugar Daddy" if he suddenly gives his daughter thousands of dollars worth of goodies? I don't know why Sophie's parents were shot to death in their home but their actions during the week before were unusual for them.
For Early Morning Fun - Add Cold Water, Some Darkness, And A Dog That Thinks He's A Honey Badger... Somewhere On The New England Coast The right dog adds order to your life. I believe that. Tango is short with a suspect lineage of this and that, and he's not a drooler, which is best for the house and my truck. Three years ago, I bailed him
Stuff Like This Should Only Happen After The First Cup Of Coffee. The noise of the pistol's slide was as jolting as a car alarm, and it took balance and strength. She did it in one smooth, loud motion, like ripping off a hairy band-aid. Then she listened. The noises continued.